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Sunday, December 23, 2007

The Queen gets her own youtube channel

Amazing isn’t it! To think the first televised Christmas speech was only 50 years ago and now its available via youtube and available as a podcast!

What about the next 50 years…?

In other news Chuck Norris, the man who doesn’t read books but instead stares them down until he gets the information he wants, has sued the publisher Penguin who released a book claiming his tears do not actually cure cancer.

However the other 399 facts in “The Truth About Chuck Norris: 400 Facts About the World’s Greatest Human” such as Chuck Norris was the first person to tame a dinosaur, Chuck Norris can charge a cell phone by rubbing it against his beard and that he doesn’t have a a chin under his beard but in fact another fist can all be credited.

Chuck Norris doesn’t cry so the search for a cure for cancer goes on.

posted by juree at 1:17 pm  

3 Comments »

Now come on its the 23rd of Jan 2008 tomorrow - you haven’t posted anything on here this year - Whats happening Bro’ ????????
:-)

Comment by jay — January 22, 2008 @ 8:00 pm

BUSY!!!! ;)

Been looking every week and going “I really should put something up!” and then forgetting to do so… promise by the end of the week I will!

Comment by juree — January 23, 2008 @ 11:41 pm

Look forward to it ! Any new photos ? Hope you had a peaceful Christmas and New Year
BFN Jay

Comment by jay — January 25, 2008 @ 5:48 pm

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