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Amazing isn’t it! To think the first televised Christmas speech was only 50 years ago and now its available via youtube and available as a podcast!

What about the next 50 years…?

In other news Chuck Norris, the man who doesn’t read books but instead stares them down until he gets the information he wants, has sued the publisher Penguin who released a book claiming his tears do not actually cure cancer.

However the other 399 facts in “The Truth About Chuck Norris: 400 Facts About the World’s Greatest Human” such as Chuck Norris was the first person to tame a dinosaur, Chuck Norris can charge a cell phone by rubbing it against his beard and that he doesn’t have a a chin under his beard but in fact another fist can all be credited.

Chuck Norris doesn’t cry so the search for a cure for cancer goes on.

Catch up on BBC TV online for free - http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer.

woot is now a word.

ICHC is one of the best sites eva.

What happens when you cross Walter Murphy, Beethoven, Christmas and some guy with too much time on his hands?

A letter from God.

…and I think I’ve done all my Christmas shopping!

A wise man once said that… 10 points to whomever can find his name.

This phrase came to me when I was asked “what do you want for Christmas?” World peace? A squillion pounds? Both? I dunno… If I don’t know how can I tell you!

Two days of shopping ahead of me. It’ll really be 2 hours for me to get what I need on other peoples lists and the rest for my girlfriend but shhh… Don’t tell her I said that!