Pfaff: Verb.
1. to waste time doing nothing.
2. to waste time doing stupid things
3. to delay, dilly-dally, especially before leaving the house to be on time somewhere.
4. writing on your website when you’ve an exam that you haven’t properly revised for.
“I love to pfaff.”
“I didn’t do anything on Sunday; I just pfaffed around the house.”
“Stop pfaffing around and come to bed my love.”
“See I told you you’d fail. If only you hadn’t pfaffed so much.”
*eep… its pfaff… not faff. Apparently.