On the 15th of July, I will be running a mile. It’s a milestone (geddit? mile? milestone? HAHAHAHAH!) in my life as it’ll be the first time I’ve actually got off my fat ass and done something for charity rather than giving money.
So here goes.
By the very fact you are looking and reading this page means that you probably know who I am and so from now I will be looking at the IP addresses of people visiting this site*. This will allow me to track down who has, and who hasn’t pledged**. I will then hunt you down and demand cash***.
So please, for Sports Relief, click here and give what you can.
In other news, some third rate team lost to Portugal. Couldn’t quite tell who they were. Not bitter… so not bitter.
* no I won’t. ** this is a lie. *** this is a lie also.